Please Don’t Summon Dem | Everyday Collection

Just a few simple house rules. Be nice. Clean up after yourself. And maybe don’t invite anything questionable into the house.

A little dark humor for the home that likes its décor with personality. This one-of-a-kind piece began with a found, premade bamboo cutting board that was hand-painted black before the statement lettering was individually laser cut from Eco Cherry and securely layered onto the surface with 3M adhesive for a clean, dimensional finish.

Because hospitality has limits.

Jesus has this house covered. Let’s not make His job any harder.

Perfect For: Lovers of sarcastic décor, quirky kitchens, funny housewarming gifts, offbeat gallery walls, or anyone who appreciates a little humor with their house rules.

The Details

Base: Found, premade bamboo cutting board

Size: Approximately 9.8" × 6.9"

Design Material: Eco Cherry

Design: Layered “Please Don’t Summon Demons” lettering

Finish: Hand-painted black with natural Eco Cherry detailing

Display: Black sawtooth hanger on back

Construction: Eco Cherry lettering is individually laser cut and securely attached with 3M adhesive

Found & Forged: One of One

Please Note: Created as decorative décor and not intended for food preparation or cutting. House rule #1: Jesus is Lord. House rule #2: Please don’t summon anything He’d have to deal with.